*squirt, squirt*

PART ONE: THE BEGINNING
After school, I went upstairs to take a shower, and when I came back, there was this huge bag full of like-colored, neon green water pistols, yes, water pistols, not "squirt guns". Conveniently, my friends called shortly after, so I burst out the door with three pistols, two in each hand, held behind my back, and one holstered in my back pocket, and began to point and go "bang, bang, bang!" I threw them off guard at first, but they soon retaliated so I threw the pistols at them and ran off, ducking behind a brick wall.

My heart's drum grew with the repetition of their foot steps.

"left right left right left right left right left right left right leftleftleft right right left right left right left right left right left right left rrrriiiiiiiiiiigggghhhtttt"

"Aha, there you are! Now, come on! You can't make it out alive! SURRENDERRR!"

"NEVERRRRRRR!! *spits*....... I have to pee."

THE END

OMFG BONUSES!!!

orgazmo - DJ Pavo & dj zany