That's what she said.

Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's

We are so far apart
But you are still (compliment) yes,
You are still (another compliment), yes.

We are so far apart
But hearing the sound of my generic singing voice will make it seem as if almost any other guy could be right by your side.

OH IT'S WHAT YOU FUCKING DO TO ME (X4)!
(LAST SENTENCE FRAGMENT REPEATED FOR *DRUM-FUCKING-ROLL* EMOTIONAL EMPHASIS)

We are poor
But as accesibility increases and standards decrease, soon my generic singing voice might land us a cozy spot in a condo.

I want to say a lot more
But I don't know how. If everything I wrote would make you love me more then I'd write so many more songs, like at least five more, sounding exactly like this. Disregard the paradox that, if you really were this easily amused, then you would have fidelity issues because you wouldn't be able to keep your hands off of anyone with a guitar. (Unless the singer really wants his girlfriend to be easy?)

OH IT'S WHAT YOU FUCKING DO TO ME (X4)!
(LAST SENTENCE FRAGMENT LEFT OUT TO FLOW INTO THE NEXT SECTION, YEA IT'S NOT OVER YET)

We are 1000 miles away
but I would walk that distance just to be with you.
All our friends will laugh at us, but we know that they've never felt a love this generically.

Delilah I can promise you
that by the time that we get through
the world will never ever be the same
and you're to blaaaame
(This one I can't even make sense out of! It doesn't relate to ANYTHING else in the song! What are you doing that you'll be through with? Something bad, like shooting babies in the face? Then you're gonna blame her? Blame has a -negative- connotation!)

In two years, you'll be out of school, because you have no interesting values other than being a student, and by then your blandness will have provided me with so many generic songs that I will be worshiped as a god.
But please accept this, the first of my generic songs, as a token of my thanks for being so mediocre.

OH IT'S WHAT YOU FUCKING DO TO ME (X4)!
(LAST SENTENCE FRAGMENT REPEATED FOR *DRUM-FUCKING-ROLL* EMOTIONAL EMPHASIS)

(30 MORE SECONDS OF ME 'OH'ING FOR EVEN MORE EMOTIONAL EMPHASIS BECAUSE REPEATING MYSELF IS THE ONLY TECHNIQUE I KNOW!)

*exhales* that was harder than I thought it would be.