I want to not brush my teeth
For a year.
Then whatever teeth that are left will be all rotten and yellow.
Like the kind of yellow that you see in movies
When the main character decides to have eggs for breakfast,
Instead of bacon.
Anyway, I'll invest some money in one of those tooth-whitening strips, and cut it to apply to just one tooth. The contrast will make it appear to be whiter. Yeah, that is what I want to do with my life...
We're only a few decades away from everything being fed to us through a straw anyway.
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