Transformers 2

Too many dog/robot-dog humping scenes.
And the stereotypically gangster autobots just pissed the shit out of me.

But at least the fight scenes were enjoyable this time =]

Debauchery in all its forms
Spread exotic flavours
All around
While the sun rises at midnight
And sets in the summertime.

Men meet demises
Shaped to flies and dragons
Hitched to neon wagons
Leaving trails of bags of potato chips

Crunch crunch, as he crossed the river
To meet his future,
Composed of worry and closure and quiet,
While inflated snakes snapped at his heels.


That's all for now.

Again against
Angsty angst
Planks go kabloosh
Across waves of monotony.

I'm so bored.

Weekapauggggg!

A few days ago I had some very interesting dreams.

The third (and only that I will tell) began in a convenience store. It was one of those dull, imposing stores with the tricky, uphill driveway. Oh yea, it had the driveway of a house next to it, only uphill. Anyway, my parents managed to park the car and I entered the store to use the restroom and grab some snacks. My parents gave me five dollars to buy twelve coconut ice cream bars that turned out to be one fifty-nine each. I went back out to the car and told my dad I did not have enough money for their ice cream, and he just scoffed. He gave me two more dollars but I persisted that that wasn't enough money, they were one fifty-nine each. To appease him, I went back inside and bought all the ice cream I could buy, about five bars I think. I showed him the ice cream and he was very disappointed because I only brought back five, not twelve, but he still would not believe that they were one fifty-nine, not fifty-nine cents like he had thought. He accused me of stowing away the extra money for such and such to buy but I wasn't listening because I was so frustrated at this point.

Then the frustration... went on for a while...

Finally both my parents got all the way out of the car and went all the way inside the store, all the way to the ice cream fridge thing to see that the coconut ice cream was, de facto, one dollar and fifty-nine cents, American currency. We continued our road trip without ice cream.

Well, you should've made peace with the absurdity of human existence before we started driving!

Oh, yea, one last thing:

Did anyone notice how Spongebob Squarepants has gotten so much more complex lately? The last episode I saw contained the word "platitudinous" and an allusion to The Wizard of Oz.

*thoughtful* (basically staring at nothing)

I've just been thinking that it's been a while since I've thought like this. I think it's been about.. six weeks, maybe more, and that's a lot in certain contexts. For instance, its a lot of time not to have thought these thoughts. It's not that they're bad thoughts, although they could be, they just take so long to think through, and I can't sleep until I've thought of them all. Unfortunately, the less I sleep the longer it takes for me to think, and I never quite reach some conclusions that I feel are just within reach.

Anyway, I think I'm going to start hallucinating so I'm going to go get a good three hours' rest.

Oh, and don't forget "platitudinous!"

I've often wondered if people's random blurbs about me really summarize who I am. Like, if I were smart enough to remember everything everyone has said about me, well not everyone but the people who matter, but like if I can take what they said before they had time to edit their words, if I could examine their words before that, then I could find a common theme, then that would be me. Then who would I be, if my own opinion was of little value... I consider it to be a rather pressing question.

Am I insane?